DJ HOT SAUCE: 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

FAIL!!!

TAN HERE...AND THE SIGN IS BURNED......FUNNY!!!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME.....

i'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE LIKE '03 WHEN I GOT THE MIX CD FROM HIS HOMEBOY AT ONE OF THE TJ'S DJ'S EVENTS. I PROMISE YOU, IF I EVER FIND THAT SHIT, I'M POSTING IT!!!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dog ate weed!!!!

THIS POOR DOG ATE SOME WEED WHILE THE OWNER WAS SLEEPING...CRUEL BUT FUNNY!!!

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

The guy is talking about his mystic powers on live Turkish tv program. He believes he can see the future and he can fly. While the argument, he starts to jump and scream.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009

Friday, March 6, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009

WHY I HATE.....

I'LL BE FEATURING A FEW PEOPLE WHO I THINK SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED. TODAY'S VICTIM:
Rush Limbaugh!!!

Gay marriage
Rush believes in the sanctity of marriage, and believes that gays, if allowed to marry under US law, would ruin that sanctity. This from a man who has been married three times, divorced three times, and in some circles is rumored to be gay himself.

Rush respects the military
Like so many other conservatives, Rush spends a good amount of time pontificating on his respect and admiration for the military. Also like many other conservatives, despite this respect, he could never be bothered to actually join the military himself.

Labor unions
Rush derides labor unions, though he is a member of one himself. He says this is, "Because in this business, I have to be."

Democracy
Rush, like his hero George W Bush, believes democracy is the best governing style for all peoples of the world. Even when the democratic process yields unsavory results such as Hamas taking power in Gaza, Rush will tell you that the process must surely have been tampered with, otherwise such a result would not have been possible.

HS GIRL DUNKS WITH EASE

Thursday, February 26, 2009

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

AND THIS IS A MAYOR???

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

STEP YA POOL GAME UP N***AZ

Monday, February 23, 2009

BOW WOW DOGS BREEZY!!

FROM OK MAGAZINE:
Rap artist Bow Wow recently got up close and personal with OK! about the ongoing investigation into Chris Brown's alleged beating of girlfriend Rihanna.

While promoting his new album New Jack City II at NYC's Planet Hollywood Times Square on Feb. 23, Bow Wow told OK! that when he first heard the news of Chris and Rihanna's fight, he didn't know what to think.

"I mean, being in the business, the first thing is 'ah, it's false, another rumor, bloggers just wanting to have traffic to their site,'" Bow Wow tells OK!. "But when the story was unfolding, it was kind of shocking to all. Chris is a good friend of mine. We've had the opportunity to tour together. And then Rihanna, she's just a beautiful person. Period. Never done no wrong to nobody."

Bow Wow continues, "At the end of the day I've always believed in whatever happens with people's business...my mom always told me don't get into. And the situation is so major I think they just need their space and I think they need to deal with it."

The rapper says the media needs to back off the estranged couple because it's making it harder for them both.

"I've been in a high profile relationship before and I know how it feels when everybody's in your business. It just puts more pressure. And the only way they're going to get over the situation is just to let them deal with it. And that's what I really want to do. I'm praying for them both."

Bow Wow, who says he hasn't spoken to either Chris or Rihanna, says he couldn't believe the horrifying picture that leaked on the internet last week, showing the singer with cuts and bloodied bruises on her face.

"Just shocking," he tells OK!. "I mean we heard what happened but we really didn't get a visual for it. But I mean hey, man. The picture speaks for itself."

By Laura Lane

Sunday, February 22, 2009

SNOOP STANKY LEG

Friday, February 20, 2009

WHY?

WSFA reports "MONTGOMERY, AL (WSFA) - A competitive basketball game has turned into a public relations nightmare after a brawl at Alabama State University. WSFA 12 Sports reporter Derek Steyer was covering the Alabama High School Athletic Association Central Region Basketball Tournament hosted by ASU when a fight broke out on the court between players from Carver High School and Valley High School. Carver High School was winning the game 52-37 and during the fourth quarter, around 3:45pm, a foul was called. Several players began pushing each other."

WWWOOOOOOWWWW!!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

AWW WHAT THE HELL....MIGHT AS WELL KEEP GOING

OK, OK....A LIL MORE

A LIL COMEDY FOR THE DAY

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

CAPTION THESE!!!

THE NY POST IS RACIST!!!

UPDATE: Rev. Al Sharpton has weighed in on the cartoon in a statement:
"The cartoon in today's New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys. One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual reference to this when in the cartoon they have police saying after shooting a chimpanzee that "Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill."

"Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama (the first African American president) and has become synonymous with him it is not a reach to wonder are they inferring that a monkey wrote the last bill?"

CALL THEM: NY POST - 1-800-552-7678

FUNNY!!!

Monday, February 16, 2009

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

PRANK CALL GOES WRONG!!!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

RICK ROSS CAN'T CATCH A BREAK!!

NOW, THE SMOKING GUN IS BACK ON HIM. HE SHOULD JUST COME CLEAN AND SAY THAT HE WAS ONCE A C.O.

I MEAN DAMN, HIS CAREER IS ALMOST OVER NOW! CHECK OUT THIS LINK.....

THE SMOKING GUN WEBSITE